As the end of 2011 draws near, I have answered the call to give back to society and selflessly donated my blood Every Single Day. What’s that? Red blood cells are only replaced by the bone marrow once every 36 days and hence donating blood daily is life-threatening? Well, try telling that to those darned parasites: MOSQUITOES.
Never let it be said that I am not philanthropic, for my thigh is now a mottled mess of bites from those lesser cousins of vampires. To the mozzies who have celebrated Christmas in the bar that is my appendages: I hope the antibodies in my blood react adversely with the enzymes lining your spiracles and result in your very timely death. VERMIN, BEGONE!
