It’s essay-writing season now! Actually, it has been essay-writing season since we graduated. -.- Like CNY knick-knacks on sale at Chinatown, essay-writing season is a (almost) year-long fixture bearing the deceiving tagline ‘TODAY ONLY!!!’
Fortunately, there exists essay-related comic relief online. Read this essay, written in response to the prompt ‘Write a note to your future roommate’. It’s actually a good essay that distills its author’s quirks very well, even if the grammar isn’t stellar.
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I disagree with the favorable reviews of this essay. Quantity (of examples) is not quality. In fact, reading it wears me out because her examples from the third paragraph onward add no value – they are so numerous as to be distracting. (From this we learn how reliable essayforum.org is.)
Also, the world is wondrous. There is a Korean pop group named ‘Function of x’.